You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008
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Hey Kyle, what did you do last night? Well Trent, I exited a hot shower and my scrotum felt larger then normal; so I proceeded to Sack Jack Mr.Park till he ejaculated.
by WPGCSU February 28, 2019
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Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*
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by yourboybd June 7, 2018
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Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
by DixFlopping August 22, 2020
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by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
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