Jacob Black

simp

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp

by TalTimes May 12, 2020

Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022

Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

Jacob Scott

Some one who is worth alot, very fast.

Wow that guy is fast, must be Jacob scott.

by sdfagfdgdfareraegegef October 28, 2022

Jacob Tapp

the biggest reet you will ever encounter in your life ever. he's really hot but his retardness kinda takes over his body. he is probably the funniest person you will ever meet and he does THE dumbest shit but that is what makes him a funny person. no matter what you're doing with Jacob Tapp its always a good time. he's also a great driver so you can trust him with a very high number of passengers in the car, he won't kill you! super great guy to have in your life tho fr. if you have a Jacob Tapp then keep him!

girl 1: wow you know Jacob Tapp!
girl 2: yea, he's such a reet

by onlylovenothate November 14, 2018

To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself

i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what

by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018