A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
by Manashevitz September 9, 2010
Get the J-Hagmug. Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.
by C.Bronson May 16, 2008
Get the J-Fishmug. A name for a real thick man usually known to have a bent dick and a flat arse loves a good ice coffee and chicken pie
by Creambar May 26, 2020
Get the Adon jmug. the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
by frankg January 18, 2008
Get the J+ Certifiedmug. This word literally means white jacket.
The word comes from the commonly used word White T, which means white tee shirt.
One day a song will be made of that word.
The word comes from the commonly used word White T, which means white tee shirt.
One day a song will be made of that word.
by Blake Peterson July 30, 2008
Get the white jmug. by o'ring August 17, 2010
Get the J-Bonemug. Did you hear that John got a beefy j from that tank-ass McCumdumpster that hangs out at TGI Fridays?
by MFC13 May 5, 2011
Get the Beefy Jmug.