Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women

I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up

by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020

Stumble date

When a couple are incapable of spending the night together due to prior obligations and video chat with Skype and share random websites with one another from Stumbleupon.com

Rain and Carmelo had a Stumble Date on 3/13/10 instead of going out for dinner and a movie.

by melo323 March 14, 2010

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020

apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!

"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"

by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018

quazi-date

A date when you try to find out if the other person is interested, (around other people)

I tried to arrange a quazi-date

by Shockerman March 22, 2004

dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012