Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.

person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

i know you fucked up

I know you fucked up

I know you fucked up

by Lala len February 9, 2021

I love you to infinity and beyond

When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie

Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "

by Not gamer January 26, 2021

I like you for who you are

Translations:

1. "I like ur personality."
2. "Ur f-in' ugly but not bad to chill wit."

Mike: Ya wanna bang?
Arlene: Uh, I like you for who you are.

by HoffE May 31, 2004

So I herd you liek mudkips

A popular saying that supposedly originates from an April Fools prank that the staff at DeviantArt.com played on their members. The prank consists of temporarily switching the avatar of every site member with a sprite animation of a the pokemon mudkip saying (in purposely misspelled text) "so i herd u liek mudkips"

It is often quoted and parodied for humorous purposes.

Unfortunately due to complaining DeviantArt staff haven't used this prank lately.

"So i herd you liek mudkips?"

"Heck no give me my avatar back."

by FishLemonade August 20, 2009

I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

by TangoTangoSierra February 12, 2012