I’m smart as fuck 

I think you ought to know that by now

I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

I’m smart as fuck by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

I'm Thinkin' Arby's 

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.

Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."

I'm Thinkin' Arby's by aksival December 18, 2006

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold 

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

i'm on antibiotics

Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.

Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."

i'm on antibiotics by ElleOh September 1, 2006

I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

I'm not angry by Lollica May 12, 2010

i'm 14 and this is deep 

When a video or picture (usually a comic) about mental health and suicide is posted on any place in social media, you're most likely going to find a comment saying "i'm 14 (sometimes 12, 13, 15, and 16) and this is deep."

This is used by memelords, attention-seeking edgy teenagers that express their suicidal thoughts and depressed feelings on social media, and it is used to mock people that can actually relate to it.

I'm 14 and this is deep

i'm 14 and this is deep by donttouchmex July 5, 2019

i'm bored as fuck 

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

i'm bored as fuck by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018