horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 20, 2011

Butt-horn

A musical instrument commonly known as a toilet but when farting makes a beautiful sound of varying notes

“Damn Wayne you really know how to play the butt-horn don’t you?!”

by Limo-Rob October 25, 2023

Horn effect

Opossite of the "halo effect". Horn effect is associating negative traits with someone who is conventionally unattractive while overlooking their good traits.

“When I express my feelings towards a girl they call me weird but when "Chad" does it it's cute. Why is that?”
“Sorry buddy it's the "Horn effect". It's over.”

by LifeIsOver January 12, 2024

Undercover bugel horn

Is when your hold two partners heads under the blanket during a threesum and let rip the biggest nastiest gas release

I did the biggest undercover bugel horn with those two girls from the vfw

by Bad_daddy87 January 18, 2024

get your horn wet

Get the party started!

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Are you all ready to get your horn wet?

by Party pants January 20, 2024

Head of Horn

Refers to the 1st chair French horn player in a symphony orchestra

Can be used as a term or satirical comment.

"Get a load of that guy, he's the head of horn."

"Oh no I played a wrong note next to the Head of Horn!"

"Hey isn't that guy the Head of Horn?"

by Chunkynoodlesoup February 2, 2024

Horn Daddy

The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.

How does Horn Daddy do that? Horn Daddy is way too smooth.

by Horn Daddy April 4, 2023