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heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x
by rOb October 17, 2003
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heising

I've been heising for 3 weeks"
by 0nceler March 19, 2003
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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011
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Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?
by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020
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heising

(n.)(heised) getting your punk-ass kicked outside of whitecastle
a black-eye, broken jaw; You just got heised, motherfucka!
by 0nceler March 19, 2003
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