Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Often used at the end of said speach.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009
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A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
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