english

a kind of language americans use

"SPEAK english OR GET OUT OF AMERICA"

by brrrrrrrrruh September 29, 2020

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

by Pen farmer June 19, 2024

duolingo english

Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.

Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France

by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024

English Duffle Coat

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.

Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021