by Thatsmartthicchotassbitch April 23, 2020
An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023
Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 09, 2017
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 14, 2022
A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 28, 2023