ejemen

Ugly guy who this he is all that but he really isn't

Ejemen sucks a lot at football

by Sexxytaco June 25, 2016

ejectulation

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.

I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.

by AJ Quick June 2, 2009

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

ejbun

"James Stephens" the perfect definition,
somebody that has played a certain multiplayer game for a long time and is still shit at the game

"OMFG! what a f'kin' EJBUN!"

by Pr0 Elite October 23, 2003

ejaculatum

Gizz, spunk, single-barreled pump-action yoghurt-rifle bullets.

Marmaduke embarrassingly unloaded some ejaculatum onto Jezebel's face, while trying to complete a pearl necklace.

by TooFarTony November 10, 2008

ejido

anything that has to do with gum, tacos, brady, a mini van or a sinkhole. you need a password to do it most of the time. it may blow up every now and again.

I am going to ejido with shakespear after the movie.

by Sharonda Lynn December 28, 2007