Evan Phillips

Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.

If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!

Lewis : Bro he looks like Evan Phillips

Cai : Fuck, it is. RUNNNNNN!!!!

by TinyDickPhillips September 5, 2019

Evan G

Beautiful, ripped, ladykiller, and most Evan G's can squat more than 855lbs there known for being really hot

Evan G is a sexy beast

by Big Dutch October 7, 2019

Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan Turley

The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth

Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley

Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole

by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019

Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.

Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them

by James08 November 2, 2019

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019