Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

Dutch Mudflap

Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.

She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.

by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.

Ed H just opened his dutch thermos

by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010

dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.

I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.

by Rudemark March 14, 2020

dutch exchange

a swapping of nude/ half naked picture

who wants to dutch exchange?

by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017