Rainbow Dump

A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.

Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.

by Ark-7 February 29, 2012

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

Dump Butt

When a person has overly large pants on and they sag down as if there were a dirty diaper inside.

"Kate's shorts were so large on her bottom, she had dump butt"

by Golden Lady January 26, 2014

skull dump

1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.

1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.

2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!

by The Mighty January 15, 2008

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 7, 2010

90s Dump

When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!

by faceyneck September 22, 2021

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018