Roump Dump

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump

Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!

by The219greekman June 9, 2010

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

Cock Dump

The Jizz that comes out of a cock

My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.

by Dr. Cock M.D. September 29, 2010

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew October 17, 2008

skull dump

1. To defecate on one's skull in a figurative sense; to leave one in awe.
2. To literally take a dump in one's skull.

1. Frank Stallone just skull dumped the competition on Jeopardy.

2. Did you see that? Buddy Lembeck just gave him a skull dump!

by The Mighty January 15, 2008

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 7, 2010