dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Fluffy-dry

Drying off after a shower so thoroughly that your hair is akin to a fluff ball.

I always fluffy-dry after my showers.

by Foxx McLeod April 27, 2020

Blow dry

Blow dry When a Female gives a male a Blowjob until the point he can't secrete any more semen

Him: I was getting a blowie yesterday and it was awesome. Friend: Did she blow dry you? - cause man that's the best feeling ever.

by VirginityAnonymity May 4, 2020

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016

Dry Slice

A proper boring or irritating bell end of a human

Norman: "So if you don't mind paying an extra £2 as you had the chips...
Dave: "omg piss off you dry slice. Take your 2quid you tight arse and buy a personality"

by downardfacingdog September 3, 2016

Dry Darryl

The equivalent yet opposite of the wet willy, it is when the finger is inserted dry into the ear.

Gurl why you gotta give me a dry darryl?

Better than a wet willy!

by Astm July 17, 2018