douche nozzle

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.

Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!

by Not1douche March 4, 2009

douchebag

You know you've found one when you would rather rub Purell in your eyes than speak to him/her.

"My ex called off our engagement after I told him I would not agree to an 'open relationship'. He is such a douchebag."

by gelibean June 15, 2008

douchebaggious

To be chock-full of thoughts and ideas that securely solidify your position as a douchebag. see: kenny melvin.

"Nice one, Canaan. Glad you don't feel like you need to add to the pensblog by posting some inane story everyone's already read or making some douchebaggious comment about someone or something.

source: Jeff from Korea (creator)

by Canaan August 16, 2007

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008

douchebag-flag

The tattoo-printed and often rhinestone-bedazzled clothes that douchebags wear. Most often it is t-shirts but it can be almost anything. These clothes make weeding through the douchebags in public much less challenging. Thankfully, douchebag has already been well-defined on urban dictionary :)

Ed Hardy is soooo played out but I kinda like it because it's a great douchebag-flag.

by GcupBitch June 2, 2011

total douche

A total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. It's a synonym for douchebag but total douche has a lighter feel to it and it's not as serious. It's more often than not used when talking about a person when they're not around.

That ass thinks he's always the shit around me. He's a total douche.

That bitch fired me for no reason. What a total douche.

by RDK December 9, 2007

helpful douche

someone who is overwhelmingly helpful but comes off as a jackass

-hey guys instead of helping you finish this project am just going to stand in a corner and dictate everything that needs to be done and tell you how bad of a job your doing.
-thanks helpful douche

by lydia5 December 30, 2008