schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 16, 2024
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Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 04, 2011
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
by DocEMT February 16, 2021
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First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.
Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag
by boomergee. June 29, 2022
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Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”
by Josiah11699 February 07, 2021
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douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.
Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme
by The Timmeh May 13, 2015
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