Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.

That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!

by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017

Douchebag

Painted chin strap and hard part

Hey you know that Jonathan Williams kid?
Yeah...that douchebag kid right?

by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020

Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!

Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!

by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025