Ding

(n) The cousin of the comedic rimshot. To acknowledge the on-the-spot approach when a person gives a witty rebuttal, comment, insult, etc. in front of a group, in the precise moment which results in a desk bell "ding", just the word itself, or a ding emoji in texts. It is one of the last bastions of honest audience approval and the highest praise for an act of true comedic performance, pure circumstance, and timing, deemed funny to the comedy gods.

Jim (aged 30- telling his group 30-year-old friends about his dating life): ...So after our fourth date, me and Suzie saw a movie, I drove her home, and we made out for the first time.

Nick: Yeah, I remember when I was 14, too. Did you at least give her the popcorn trick?

Group: Oh! That's a ding! (bangs on the desk bell) DING!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding-Dong

A person who is really annoying and ding-dong like.

My dog is a ding-dong

by Rotten e. July 25, 2021

Ming Huang Ding

a chinese person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on top of Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

ding dang

when someone you know messes up and they try to act funny

josh:oh ding dang i dropped my drink
bob:use that phrase again and i'll have to lose a friend

by oofydoofy May 9, 2018

Ding

an indian from india

dude, school starts in two weeks and my FAFSA hasn't hit.

foreal? anyways, you have any ding professors this semester?

by flav174 August 13, 2025

Ding - [verb]

Would you risk a dingo run for it ; abbreviation for dingo run -verb ,

Go Ding - verb, it

by anonymous December 3, 2020