Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

dersem

A person with a huge dick

Person 1:“ I have 30cm“
Person 2:“ Are you Dersem?“

by Enou January 23, 2024

Desere

Desere is a sweet and charming girl. She knows what's right and how to take the best action for it. She is a girlboss, she is a queen, but most of all she is a great friend and there is no other like her.

"Isn't she so sweet? She reminds me of a Desere."

by A.loving.friend November 21, 2023

Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.

Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"

by Blasfemy March 18, 2024

deseo

deseo a rare name who only the best of the best guys have deseo is charming and nice not everyone knows a deseo so if you know one your lucky.

“Whos that?” oh thats deseo hes the best

by craziest193838 March 25, 2024

Desert Dipper

When one dips their ball sack in sand before performing a classic teabag

“Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole

by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024