David is amazing. He is handsome, caring, kind, bright and a good person in so many ways. He is the funniest person i know and the most kind hearted. He is an amazing friend, supporter and comforter. He has the ability to make you feel good when everything around you is crumbling. He carries a sweet soft side that is hard to find. crazy. David always wants what is best for the people he cares about most and he gets along with almost everyone. He is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet.
David deserves all the love and happiness in the world and everyone who has a David in their life should feel lucky.
Keep David. Don’t let go of this one. He’s special.
David deserves all the love and happiness in the world and everyone who has a David in their life should feel lucky.
Keep David. Don’t let go of this one. He’s special.
by Katoutou November 26, 2020
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When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
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To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.
Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!
by Altermaven November 11, 2014
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Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
by Freakling July 15, 2008
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david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him
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