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Moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017
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geneva double curtain

Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.
I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.
by E.L. Wisty February 8, 2022
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Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023
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Pittsburgh Steel Curtain

The act of 2 guys having sex with one girl and talking about how great the Steelers were during the 70’s
While my friend and I were in the middle of a Pittsburgh Steel curtain, the girl we were fucking said the Steelers were nothing compare to Cleveland!
by Rmadness October 23, 2023
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Roll down the curtain

The sexual action of wich a man drags his sweaty ballsack across a woman's face so that her eyelids get somewhat stuck to her face. Can be followed by gentle goodnight.
Hey babe, could you please roll down the curtains on me today.....🙏
by Kilmanio February 15, 2024
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i’ll hang your curtains

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky
by stewie nipple May 5, 2024
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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"
by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024
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