The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.
The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.
by megaelk December 12, 2023
A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
arbys cashier: you can 2 sandwiches for 5 dollars.
dfens: okay ill buy 1 sandwich
arbys cashier: 2 sandwiches
dfens: I want one damn sandwich you think I should just throw the other one away
arbys cashier: its just a sandwich its cheaper
dfens: just give me one damn sandwich. charge me for 2. I don't want two damn sandwiches
arbys cashier: we can't do that sir.
arbys cashier: so you have a dfens complex sir
dfens: damn right I do.
dfens: okay ill buy 1 sandwich
arbys cashier: 2 sandwiches
dfens: I want one damn sandwich you think I should just throw the other one away
arbys cashier: its just a sandwich its cheaper
dfens: just give me one damn sandwich. charge me for 2. I don't want two damn sandwiches
arbys cashier: we can't do that sir.
arbys cashier: so you have a dfens complex sir
dfens: damn right I do.
by ebonics webster August 24, 2020
by Ogmichaelman@gmaill.com April 19, 2024
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
by DerelictJones November 27, 2023
A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display!
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display!
by heeeyyjohnny December 19, 2023