classifeder

An unknown term. Created by quinstonN of pizza bowl. Is not a typo, and has no real meaning.

A classifeder is a random term of dumb shit!

by KingRoyalxo November 14, 2022

Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.

Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”

by Hym Iam November 23, 2022

Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.

"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"

by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023

classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 1, 2023

Classic White Girl

Your classic American white girl NPC that is set to the default settings. Usually wears some ugly ass oversized hoodie, drinks a venti with every fucking possible add on and topping, dumb af, cannot operate without attention, and off switch is yet to be found

Classic white girls are stupid and are NPCs

by Biggie-Cheesie February 14, 2023

claskin

when you sleeping on a real one

somebody donate me troops for war, yall claskin on a real one fr

by GunnerZ43 February 14, 2023

cassinated

when someone gets blundered by the one and only max cassidy, usually after a trick has been played on the person who has been cassinated, max comes out the bushes with a camera crew and shouts a famous catchphrase.

"oh boy i sure cant wait to get back home back to my loving family"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"

by mrbutterb March 12, 2023