Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.

Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!

by adtr160 September 18, 2017

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Tuborg Classic

The very tippity top of Danish beer. Its like Tuborg, but its better.

Guy 1: Man, we should go drinking tonight
Guys 2: Yea, but not some of that Carlsberg, miss me with that gay shit.

Guy 1: ofc dude, we only drink the best beer here, Tuborg Classic

by Viktor(aka) Brian(aka) delle May 14, 2018

MT classic

Falling in love with a bitch in less than 24 hours

Matt just fell into the MT Classic once again

by 576378 December 8, 2018

Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.

His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019

Spin classing

Rotating 360 degrees while fucking a girl up the ass. Bonus points for not using one’s hands while completing the maneuver.

Shawn said, “Dude, I was totally spin classing my gf last night - totally shredded her taint, but it was worth it!!”

by PubesP December 9, 2019