Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021

church

somewhere you need to go

Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet

Person B) you need to go to church

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022

jonathan from church

jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok

i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church

by anonymous January 3, 2022

chloe church

A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.

hey! look at that chloe church

by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011

church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

by glenpai November 29, 2024