Chode Cannon

An ancient device that was used to cleanse entire battlefields full of people. None may ever truly fathom the chode cannons true power but to even comprehend just 5% of it would make the common man go mad. In the end the chode cannon will eradicate soy from existence.

SUMMON THE CHODE CANNON

by Dura San Gi April 5, 2023

Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011

chode odor

A foul smell a chode has, specially when unwashed.

Dude you should really consider washing your penis. Your chode odor is stinkin up the dorm.

by Betty Chodaswipe November 12, 2010

chode smoker

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."

That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.

by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

chode-man

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall

"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"

by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

Chode Guzzler

One who consumes a MASSIVE amount of chode

Dude have you seen William Perry Longabaugh?
Ha hes probably being Maxwell Jefferson Vosper chode guzzler
Ew

by rocketfish April 14, 2008