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Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.
Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022
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Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March
What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.
by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023
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Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night
by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020
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choke

maine this shit ani't no boogie grass where going to be "chokin". or lets go "choke" as in get high, let get choked out!
by jumpshot money September 20, 2009
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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choke kink

when one person is a sub and is being slightly chocked by the dom .
Yosake has a choke kink.
by AkiraShakira January 17, 2023
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