Carpet

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
O mon dier he is such a carpet. I need a penis.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019
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carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.
I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....
by yourlocalmcdonalds July 01, 2021
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Carpet

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 10, 2022
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Carpet

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee
Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement
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Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.
Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
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"You dumb carpet!"
by TheNicknameClub November 16, 2017
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Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.
by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021
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