bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.

That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit

by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.

A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer

by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021

Bullshit

Dying in Minecraft because they didn’t have fucking scuba diving gear

That’s fucking bullshit

by Jbjbhjhjjhjh August 18, 2019

Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.

By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.

by Drea0611 February 5, 2019

Bullshit

Bull activity pertaining to the stock market as a whole.

We better see some bullshit this week

by Jared Holley March 29, 2021

bullshit fallacy

When someone calls an an argument a fallacy in order to deflect from its sound reasoning in order to avoid needing to form an actual rebuttal.

You committed the Bullshit Fallacy when you called my argument a fallacy when it's completely logical. Either make an actual argument or shut the fuck up.

by Mr. Walters January 23, 2025