Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....

Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...

by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010

Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.

Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!

by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010

Bush Bunny

The name given to female prostitutes in the Philippines that hide in the bushes and when military personal walk by they call out to them. They are poor and therefore take extremely small payment. MRE's (shitty military food) are a large amount of income for them.

Yo man I just got out of the field after two weeks with no showers and some bush bunny just sucked me off for $2 man!

by T-lance January 1, 2012

bush wacked

When a man is shocked because the girl he is just about to hook up with, reveals an out-of-control pubic bush.

I took my pants off, she did the same, and thats when i was bush wacked!

I thought I was gonna do her, but then she bush wacked me!

by PJHW January 27, 2007

Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

Bush Whacked

When a female has completely ridden herself of pubic hair. Via waxing, shaving, or lazer treatment. Men manscape. Women are bush whacked.

Its not 1984. Im completely bush whacked.

Synonyms: Beaver Whacked, Sugar Sheared, Beaver Cleavered, Anti-Bush Kush, or Chick Bicked

by RKJ November 26, 2013

Bush hair

When someone has an unsualy large amount of hair under the dick.

"Did you see his bush hair last night girl."

by The answer person July 9, 2014