Bong Induced Stupidity

When you smoke so much pot you kill so many brain cells untill you have the IQ of a dead goat.

Your Bong Induced Stupidity is the bloody problem!

by PieMast3r April 1, 2010

Bing Bongs

a woman's breasts.

Yo man, check out the bing bongs on her!

by bingbongfan222 June 4, 2009

Bong-chika-bongbong

1. The act of saying someone had sex wiht someone else.
2. Cool way to ask or tell of sex.

1. Mike did you have Bong-chika-bongbong wiht jess last night?

2. Hey do you wanna Bong-chika-bongbong?

by Hal .C March 27, 2007

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag July 12, 2007

bing bong sticks

Very famous phrase among the NFT space.

It’s one of the Invisible foods that occupies 40 percent of the balanced diet of @InvsbleFriends.

Even the team of @InvsbleFriends get paid in bing bong sticks.

People would go crazy for bing bong sticks when they knew it could make them go invisible from boomers.

by gag1514 January 21, 2022

Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013