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Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
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Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
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blueface blumpkin

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face
taylor was giving a blueface blumpkin in the skido can at u pull it for five bucks.
by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025
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Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again
by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018
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Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.
Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?
by Chaka2A October 22, 2024
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SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021
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