Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun

“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out”

by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

Bladderpissed

Definition: when you are mad and can’t think straight because you have to pee soooo bad. You are bladderpissed. I’ve been there more often than I’d like to admit.

I am so bladderpissed right now, can you pull over.

by Daisies1 June 4, 2024

bladelist

a list of people which you wanna punish

(or, in a manner of speaking, stick the knife into their bodies.)

this expression is similar to blacklist, but more bloody.

― why are you so nervous today?
― my neighbour infurated me again. i put him on my bladelist!

by Yung Snegr March 13, 2024

bladelist

a list of people which you wanna punish

(or, in a manner of speaking, stick the knife into their bodies.)

this expression is similar to blacklist, but more bloody.

- Your so-called friends abused your trust again. It's time to put them on the bladelist.

by Yung Snegr March 21, 2024

bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad

lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!

by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024

bladderman

Someone who always needs to use the bathroom

Person 1: You know Louis? He's such a bladderman.
Person 2: IKR! He spends more time ON the toilet then off it!

by cannedbeef255 April 17, 2024