Church Biscuit

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

by Kitt Kansas October 13, 2012

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 7, 2010

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009

lil biscuit

1. Someone who is inexperienced; naive.
2. a nickname/term for someone to whom you are superior too
3. A young grasshopper; a knave, a nub.

1. new guy- I'm gonna go rush them!

experienced guy- hold on lil biscuit!

by slayerlx April 18, 2008

swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

by derek porter July 23, 2009

Trailer Biscuits

What non-trailer trash call fish sticks.

Cletus and Darrel served up a heaping helping of trailer biscuits and tots at their sistercousin's weeding!

by Adumbford December 21, 2010

Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.

Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!

by MyNameIsNotJonathan April 12, 2012