Alley Biscuit

A slang used in reference to an object capable of doing damage to someone or something. An Alley Biscuit is mostly used either in self defense or for B&E(breaking and entering).

Person 1-"Hey they say that you're going to get that ass whooped today."

Person 2-"I ain't worried about a damn thing. I'll just grab an Alley Biscuit and take care of em."

Person 1-"Yeah, you might wanna do that."

by Tuk Toi January 29, 2010

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 7, 2010

lil biscuit

1. Someone who is inexperienced; naive.
2. a nickname/term for someone to whom you are superior too
3. A young grasshopper; a knave, a nub.

1. new guy- I'm gonna go rush them!

experienced guy- hold on lil biscuit!

by slayerlx April 18, 2008

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009

Trailer Biscuits

What non-trailer trash call fish sticks.

Cletus and Darrel served up a heaping helping of trailer biscuits and tots at their sistercousin's weeding!

by Adumbford December 21, 2010

swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

by derek porter July 23, 2009

Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.

Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!

by MyNameIsNotJonathan April 12, 2012