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Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.
by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or
FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER
by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019
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Alfredo balloon

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress
by Bankydud September 29, 2020
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Balloon iOS

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"
Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.
by DrBal4 January 4, 2022
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Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.
Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.
by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013
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