by orangeseaturtle November 20, 2011
Get the Orange Sea Turtlemug. mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man
by killa bs November 3, 2006
Get the deep sea divermug. In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
by Blaster80 February 3, 2018
Get the sea turtle mouthmug. by KillerBigRay17 September 2, 2010
Get the Deep Blue Seamug. When you steal shit that does not belong to you, but it's justified because you're taking it from total retards.
by capori January 17, 2012
Get the shitty sea gulmug. A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
by Explorerdude. August 20, 2011
Get the Land-Sea Cowmug. When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016
Get the sea salt dickmug.