1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
Get the Telstra Idiotmug. by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
Get the Tiny Idiotmug. What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.
Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?
Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.
Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?
Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol
Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?
Person2: ikr.
Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.
Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.
Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?
Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol
Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?
Person2: ikr.
Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.
by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018
Get the Magical Idiotsmug. 1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.
2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.
2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.
After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.
by Karlsmash August 18, 2019
Get the Idiot Pedantmug. A person who carries out idiotic action even when they should know better.
For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.
For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.
by Danack March 14, 2020
Get the Known Idiotmug. The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.
by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018
Get the idiotic humanmug. If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.
"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."
by iKingRPG September 25, 2023
Get the Idiot Indexmug.