evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special

This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

evans

its the best taunton school house

evans more like cool hose

by yue34345 December 2, 2021

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Evan

To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.

raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.

by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020