Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

by Pseudom1845432 May 24, 2022

I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

I am a baddie. - audri

Move the cardboard

Audri: Move the carboard mom, i can't see.
I am a baddie. - audri

by Glardrina February 2, 2022

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

by the random. October 28, 2021

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

I am 12 and what is this?

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.

Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?

by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017