American Chop Suey

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.

I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!

by TACOpolo January 29, 2009

America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore

America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

America

The casual way of saying the United States of America. A country everyone else seems to hate. People think the people that live there are all fat, stupid, over-patriotic, religious freaks, and other extremely negative stereotypes that just aren't true. America is a country with fifty states. The prominent language is English and is just a place. (Why does everyone on here hate America/Americans/shit you really shouldn't care about if you hate it this much????) jeez needed some positive definitions :\ idk

"America is the third largest country in the world." -person
"Really"-person
"Yes!"-person
"I feel enlightened."-person

by JustsomepersonlivinginNewYork September 26, 2013

American Stupidity

The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.

American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!

French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.

American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!

Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.

by Ugly Austrian Chick November 10, 2013

American Idol

A television show that glorifies human flaws for our enjoyment

American Idol fucking sucks

by Alomar January 26, 2005

american gladiator

A kick-ass show with massive men with names like "Lightning","Outlaw",or "Chocolate Thunder" ,most likely on steroids, beating the shit out of other people that stand no chance.But on occasion someone does go about beating one of the American Gladiators, and winning bascialy nothing.

D00d lets go watch people get beat down on american gladiator!

by Maxlive January 6, 2006

american eskimo

A long-haired white dog formerly known as a German Spitz.

Hey, is that classy American Eskimo yours???

by ShaniquaAnal November 20, 2007