Alabama Hulk Smash

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.

I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.

by techninja April 29, 2010

Alabama Chili Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.

"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."

by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013

Alabama Chutney Vampire

When a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. She then has to pull off her fire clothes and shit onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to shit constantly until the flames are extinguished.

Danny: Holy shit my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
Al: Oh no did the house get destroyed?
Danny: Nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good

by alabama_monkey October 3, 2013

alabama neck brace

When you do a girl doggy & wrap both hands around her throat...then whisper "I'm your cousin" in her ear & hang the fuck on! (just try not to break her neck when she starts buckin')

My girl said she doesn't like rough sex, so I gave her an Alabama Neck Brace.

by KnkyDiver June 3, 2016