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criss angel

see hack or douche bag
A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.
criss angel is a hack and he talks like a homosexual.
For a visual criss bashing check this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe3eEMe6CQ
by shit_fuck April 1, 2007
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Angel Wings

<noun>
1) Literal, Biblical; The wings of an angel.
2) Offensive, Slang; (Of a woman) Fat which gathers at the top of the arms, usually at the back so when she lifts her arms up, the flabbyness is revealed. Also known as 'Bingo Wings' for this reason.
1) Seraphim had angel wings.
2) Sarah had angel wings...
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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angel dust

A powerful, illegal drug, similar to heroine; powdered PCP (PhenylChlorinatedPiperidine).

Angels and fairies are sometimes thought to have magical dusts that alter reality. 'Angel dust' refers to a very powerful drug that alters users' minds.
1) Susan's brother is really acting crazy. Is he on angel dust?

2) The police found vials of angel dust in his bedroom closet.
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Angel Ripper

man1 : Dude thats sick!
man2 : I know its the angel ripper
man1 : Dah!
by Hairy Fish October 19, 2008
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Angel Spray

When a girl gets fucked in the ass and the guy blows his load in her, she then bends over and farts out all the cum (and most likely some Santorum), spraying it all over.

It could be sprayed generally on the floor, on the guy that just fucked her, on the furniture, etc.
The directors told Angela that she was to finish the last anal scene with an Angel Spray as it was a popular trend seen in European hardcore porn these days, catching on here in American.
by dp'n February 28, 2009
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Angel San Martin

A God-given gift to this earth. Selfless, loving, and fun.
"Ugh my boyfriend is such a jerk, I wish I had an Angel San Martin"
by loveinaBooth May 3, 2010
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