Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.

I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.

by Impasabear August 10, 2022

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

idiot buffalo

The baddest word the all time, be honest we all said it as kids and freaked out.
in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo

Billy: I hate you
Bubby: You're an idiot buffalo
Billy: How dare you! I'm telling mom

by Luckycorn April 11, 2021

Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.

1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....

by blue_jacket July 21, 2011

Tiny Idiot

When someone has been an idiot and they are smaller than you

OLLIE YOU TINY IDIOT

by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021

idiot layer

In technology or telecommunications companies, the first level of technical support. Called idiots because they typically have no idea how things work and are just reading off a script.

Called Comcast because my DVR wouldn't power on. Their idiot layer said I needed to reboot it.

by j-lingo January 8, 2015