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Parker

super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
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Parker

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.
by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
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Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
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Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew
by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
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Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls
Parker has balls
by Beans February 29, 2020
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Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.
Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him
by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022
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parker chase

Parker Chase, a boy who most likely has blue eyes. the kind that you can’t help but fall in love with because they remind you of the ocean. Parker chase is a very handsome guy and he’s definitely a SIMP but that’s okay, it’s cute on him. he most likely has dark curly hair and a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s a very athletic, hard working, caring, smart, sweet, handsome, funny man that any girl would love to be with. Whoever has a Parker Chase, is the luckiest girl in the world.
girl 1- have you seen that parker chase ? ... he’s so fine

girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !

guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!
by Miamoemoe April 16, 2020
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