Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

Jeff

Someone who doesn’t get to much work done

Hey is Jeff coming to the party tonight? Ya he is but don’t worry about him to much he won’t be getting to much work done tonight!

by Jeff Hackett December 13, 2021

Jeff

A bold man who believes in Santa Claus who is incredibly good at debate and roasting students

Person: I believe
Jeff: I believe in Santa Claus

by Jeff Lover #1 April 5, 2022

jeff

that one kid that is never at school

boy 1-is jeff here today
boy 2 -no dumbass

by baby bust 16 November 15, 2021

Jeff Juice

The concentrated and bottled urine of an Amazon worker.

I worked for 12 hours in the Amazon Warehouse and filled two bottles with Jeff Juice

by Amazon Employee 69420 November 16, 2021

Jeff Sanders

Someone who is a sasquatch type person. Also they are a scumbag.

I saw this guy kick a puppy. He's acting like a real Jeff Sanders today.

by Youknowitstrue! March 10, 2022