Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.

Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.

by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

Dump Butt

When a person has overly large pants on and they sag down as if there were a dirty diaper inside.

"Kate's shorts were so large on her bottom, she had dump butt"

by Golden Lady January 26, 2014

mutual dump

when you are playing beer pong and the beer gets so warm and nasty that both sides agree to just dump it.

Man, last night the we played with super warm beer. we just mutual dumped that shit.

by imINaCave August 07, 2010

Victory Dump

When you jizz in your condom when you're fucking a chick and then you dump the jizz on her head. A variation of this is the South Virginia Victory Dump. This occurs when you fuck your sister, then dump the jizz filled condom on her head.

I just took a HUGE victory dump and the crowd went wild.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

City dump

When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you shit in their mouth.

Dexter fell asleep at the party last night, and Jasper gave him a city dump.

by Bookitty May 31, 2014