Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

Organic dating

a means of dating without intermediates such as tinder, grindr, etc, i.e, dating by meeting a person face to face.

'i met a tom a while ago, but not on tinder, but in a bar' 'so you decided on organic dating, huh'

by Lynboi October 11, 2015

Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner

Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.

by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019

expiry dating

Dating someone knowing that there is a finite amount of time for the relationship.

Rob and Jill were expiry dating while Jill was in the country on a student visa knowing she had to return to her home country in 9 months.

by Charis Ambrosia April 8, 2016

Swiss dating

When a girl is dating a guy, but she doesn't actually care, so she'll still hook up with you.

"Isn't she dating someone?"
"Yes, but they're Swiss dating. We totally hooked up after the show."

by obstacle02 November 13, 2012

dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.

"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."

by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017