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Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake
by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018
mugGet the Joel Jacobsmug.

Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.
-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.
by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011
mugGet the Theory of Jacobmug.

Jacob Guy

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018
mugGet the Jacob Guymug.

To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what
by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018
mugGet the To pull a Jacobmug.

elana and jacob

Bitch never gonna happen elana and Jacob
by Suck iiiiittyt August 22, 2017
mugGet the elana and jacobmug.

jacob hall

A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him
by ALA AKABAR July 31, 2018
mugGet the jacob hallmug.

Jacob Black

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp
by TalTimes May 12, 2020
mugGet the Jacob Blackmug.

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